Us Government Buys Up 700 Billion Oh My Gods
Due to the reckless and irresponsible use of Oh My God there is now a world shortage. In America, the world's greatest user of Oh My Gods, the US Government have bought up all remaining stocks and will ration them in small, non-negotiable quantities to citizens who can prove responsible usage.
A disproportionate amount has been frittered away in reality tv shows along with the words 'journey', 'connection' and 'surreal'. Experts warn it is only a matter of time before these too come under state control.
Elsewhere in the world, Ireland has volunteered to keep everyone's Oh My Gods in its banks and pay generous interest in Bejaysus's. Eurocrats have shut Europe behind giant doors and says whatever it does the British can't join in. It is thought the Germans are buying up vast quantities of the French Mon Dieu's to add to its unpopular stocks of Mein Gott's.