No, not these Olympics. The Olympics in Britain in 2012

I'm on special standby for the Olympics 2012. I have to train in all the track and field events in case any of the British squad are ill or have an accident. But I've told them "There is no way I'm doing the pole vault!" and the officials have reluctantly agreed to let me off even though I hold the unofficial world record. It's unofficial because I used a ladder.

Anyway, just practicing the 100 metres now, I won't be long.